January 27, 2011

chinga

dear i do make the best soup diary,

if you could out soup me- oh do please try- i love soup. soup is good food. now i am full. and i got a whole giant pot of soup to eat and a turkey to cook tomorrow. i might wait til saturday to do the turkey tho. its a smoked turkey. ive never had a smoked turkey before. thought about trying something new. i got some beautiful green beans i cant wait to cook. mmmmmmmmm. damn i love green beans. who could hate a green bean. my people are all wantin to take their taxes to the boat. im like WHY? WHY? WHY? let's go to vegas. i told them i would roll up there with them- but leave me at applebee's. ill sit there and eat and play online. i don't wanta go on the boat and waste my time. im not much on applebee's either, but i know there's one there, so they can drop me off- i wont be scared. it will be nice to relax anyway- and be far away from home- or maybe i'll drop them off and they can text me when they're done. i'll be the one to come home with money too, and a full tummy too, and they'll be cryin all the way home BOO FUCKING HOO.