dear good mourning fucktard diary,
im up and not happy. the tv started beepin. don't worry- i ain't going to mcfuckindonalds- don't feel like burping that shit all day- or wait, sausage mcmuffins are on sale- don't worry- like i said, i ain't goin to mcfuckingdonalds. if it was 55 degrees out i mite. so now the unibomber is up. ha ha. ha ha. oh i already said that too huh. ima say it again with emphasis this time HA HA. but the dogs are sleeping thru the chaos. oh to be a dog. i wish i could mow the yard today- wouldn't that be fun? yup- no need to answer- it would. for me anyway. i cant wait to go back to bed. i was very disorientated when i HAD to get up- i almost fell over. it was like a fire drill. i grabbed becky and flew from the bed. we came out here where it was safe and shit wasn't flyin. things are quieter in there now. it may be safe to return, but ill give it a few more minutes. loud noises after i get right back to sleep scare the fucking shit out of me.
im up and not happy. the tv started beepin. don't worry- i ain't going to mcfuckindonalds- don't feel like burping that shit all day- or wait, sausage mcmuffins are on sale- don't worry- like i said, i ain't goin to mcfuckingdonalds. if it was 55 degrees out i mite. so now the unibomber is up. ha ha. ha ha. oh i already said that too huh. ima say it again with emphasis this time HA HA. but the dogs are sleeping thru the chaos. oh to be a dog. i wish i could mow the yard today- wouldn't that be fun? yup- no need to answer- it would. for me anyway. i cant wait to go back to bed. i was very disorientated when i HAD to get up- i almost fell over. it was like a fire drill. i grabbed becky and flew from the bed. we came out here where it was safe and shit wasn't flyin. things are quieter in there now. it may be safe to return, but ill give it a few more minutes. loud noises after i get right back to sleep scare the fucking shit out of me.