dear i love george lopez diary,
one word, cute. i love animation. he is a human cartoon. i used to wanta do my first tv late nite show stand up gig on letterman- not anymore- its lopez now- without a doubt. ive already been on letterman anyway. the producer came up to me and said, and i swear to GOD, Jesus in the sky, Mother Teresa, all of them, he said, "don't i know you from somewhere?" omfg- i almost fucking fell over. i took my first born dog there to stupid pet tricks on february 6, 1996, and we stood on the stage of the ed sullivan theatre- right where the beatles did. can you say GOOSEBUMPS? that's a good video. that was a funny dog. he is dead now- as you all know- he got hit by the UPS truck when we lived in the country at the farm on April 4th, 2000, about 8:16pm during who wants to be a millionaire. his last words were, "ouch." i took alot of shit on the st louis boards for 'letting my dog run loose,' but we lived in the country- and he died doing what he loved to do- chase cars- which he NEVER did in the city. he was twelve years old and had no teeth- and kinda bitchy- and i had to cook him special beef, and mix with hard food soaked in canned beef broth, otherwise he wouldn't eat anything- he lost his teeth cuz of a shot- he got bit as a puppy and almost died- the vet told me it would happen- and when it did- i cried. he lost all his teeth- one by one- but when he bit you it didn't hurt none. in fact it was funny to make him get pissed, when he would snap it was a viscous kiss. he thought he was mean when he'd tear at your arm- so we let him run loose at the farm. i miss that dog- as dead as he is- he never hurt the boys as much as he bit 'em, and it sure was fun tellin him to get 'em.
one word, cute. i love animation. he is a human cartoon. i used to wanta do my first tv late nite show stand up gig on letterman- not anymore- its lopez now- without a doubt. ive already been on letterman anyway. the producer came up to me and said, and i swear to GOD, Jesus in the sky, Mother Teresa, all of them, he said, "don't i know you from somewhere?" omfg- i almost fucking fell over. i took my first born dog there to stupid pet tricks on february 6, 1996, and we stood on the stage of the ed sullivan theatre- right where the beatles did. can you say GOOSEBUMPS? that's a good video. that was a funny dog. he is dead now- as you all know- he got hit by the UPS truck when we lived in the country at the farm on April 4th, 2000, about 8:16pm during who wants to be a millionaire. his last words were, "ouch." i took alot of shit on the st louis boards for 'letting my dog run loose,' but we lived in the country- and he died doing what he loved to do- chase cars- which he NEVER did in the city. he was twelve years old and had no teeth- and kinda bitchy- and i had to cook him special beef, and mix with hard food soaked in canned beef broth, otherwise he wouldn't eat anything- he lost his teeth cuz of a shot- he got bit as a puppy and almost died- the vet told me it would happen- and when it did- i cried. he lost all his teeth- one by one- but when he bit you it didn't hurt none. in fact it was funny to make him get pissed, when he would snap it was a viscous kiss. he thought he was mean when he'd tear at your arm- so we let him run loose at the farm. i miss that dog- as dead as he is- he never hurt the boys as much as he bit 'em, and it sure was fun tellin him to get 'em.