January 27, 2011

scream maybe (not cream)

dear dream report/complaint department diary,

im shocked at my dream to say the least, and the quicker i get out of here and move east, the better i will feel in so many ways, believe you me- i am counting the days. last night i was planning to board my boat, huh, well, i didn't, instead I DREAMED OF THE GOAT. whatever would make me do such a thing, i dunno, but it all but RUINED my dream. i sure did wake up and scratch my head- and then i looked back where id just been so happy and couldn't believe id dream something so nasty. and now i gotta live with this for the rest of the day- and go to work tonight with it on my mind this way. ill prolly share it with all my co-workers tonight- and then they'll make fun of my embarrassing plight. at LEAST i know it was just a dream, and nothing about him that could actually make me cream.