dear 123 first shift diary,
i woke up with blue hair and clean nails today- just not in that order. becky slept with her legs in towards me again last night for the second night in a row- and ima go out on a limb and say most pit bulls don't sleep that way. i think she likes looking at me. she laid there with her eyes fixed on me for a long time- just gazing. i could feel her heart beating on my chest and her breath on my cheek. its a feeling like no other. she is a serious sleeper. i just love waking up with her. if ever a dog and owner were meant to be together- it was her and i. how many dogs sleep stomach to stomach in bed with a human? and love it? she ain't a dog tho- but thank goodness the grump is. he cant sleep worth a shit. he is next to me now snoring. he'll be farting next. he is an awful bed companion. oh and did i tell you he didn't recognize me friday when i forgot my phone and came back inside to get it? yup, came charging at me with his hack up- i had my pink fuzzy hat on- didnt know who i was. AND HE WAS SERIOUS. i said, "are you KIDDING ME?" he wasn't. he wudda bit me- i think. becky put his ass in check. i did come back in rather fast, maybe it was my fault. it was dark, maybe next time- ill knock. idiot dog. he is old now- i don't wanna take any chances. lol. just the otherday he was a pup. now he is senile. he always has been a weird dog. i just thought it was cuz he knew he was good looking. ive always had ugly dogs. seems like the ugly dogs are more loyal. like the boyfriends.
i woke up with blue hair and clean nails today- just not in that order. becky slept with her legs in towards me again last night for the second night in a row- and ima go out on a limb and say most pit bulls don't sleep that way. i think she likes looking at me. she laid there with her eyes fixed on me for a long time- just gazing. i could feel her heart beating on my chest and her breath on my cheek. its a feeling like no other. she is a serious sleeper. i just love waking up with her. if ever a dog and owner were meant to be together- it was her and i. how many dogs sleep stomach to stomach in bed with a human? and love it? she ain't a dog tho- but thank goodness the grump is. he cant sleep worth a shit. he is next to me now snoring. he'll be farting next. he is an awful bed companion. oh and did i tell you he didn't recognize me friday when i forgot my phone and came back inside to get it? yup, came charging at me with his hack up- i had my pink fuzzy hat on- didnt know who i was. AND HE WAS SERIOUS. i said, "are you KIDDING ME?" he wasn't. he wudda bit me- i think. becky put his ass in check. i did come back in rather fast, maybe it was my fault. it was dark, maybe next time- ill knock. idiot dog. he is old now- i don't wanna take any chances. lol. just the otherday he was a pup. now he is senile. he always has been a weird dog. i just thought it was cuz he knew he was good looking. ive always had ugly dogs. seems like the ugly dogs are more loyal. like the boyfriends.