dear sailing away on the wings of love into the knife,
bring me a blow torch. someone needs a blow job. i am bored now. i started feeling the other chinhair protrude from my chin tonight. i should be able to harvest it tomorrow. i could prolly grab it tonight- however risking it i deem better to wait until a better grip with my tiny tight tweezers. its always best to yank it both ways- like a tooth- before that final pull downward- as if loosening it somehow helps it lose its hold to the root. that banana twinkie was the buttfucking bomb. it had a load of twinkie cream in it. the last time i ate a twinkie i cut it in half and ate all the cream with half the twinkie. they must have been short on the cream that month. same with the suzy-Q's- i buy them for the cream- i used to- when the cream filling was worthadamn. everything pretty much sucks now since they all switched from sugar to high fructose corn syrup. but SHOUT OUT to the banana twinkie people. i liked them.
bring me a blow torch. someone needs a blow job. i am bored now. i started feeling the other chinhair protrude from my chin tonight. i should be able to harvest it tomorrow. i could prolly grab it tonight- however risking it i deem better to wait until a better grip with my tiny tight tweezers. its always best to yank it both ways- like a tooth- before that final pull downward- as if loosening it somehow helps it lose its hold to the root. that banana twinkie was the buttfucking bomb. it had a load of twinkie cream in it. the last time i ate a twinkie i cut it in half and ate all the cream with half the twinkie. they must have been short on the cream that month. same with the suzy-Q's- i buy them for the cream- i used to- when the cream filling was worthadamn. everything pretty much sucks now since they all switched from sugar to high fructose corn syrup. but SHOUT OUT to the banana twinkie people. i liked them.