February 10, 2011

around the block (with a chicken cock)

dear powering up by itself diary,

say a little prayer, do a little dance- my floor is the cleanest in wonderland alice. you saw that didn't you? you don't miss nothing. i guess you deserve a reward. here i am. lets go get us an indian down the alley. i don't think anyone is home- check around back. don't break your arm. why don't you get a megaphone and announce our arrival. look at this. ok you just better drop that or he's gunna get another one. put that damn phone down. hey look, i don't care what it sounds like to you but i went a couple of rounds with that and i got the short end of the stick. when you build the worlds most powerful force- even the windshield wipers don't want to work. no time for coffee my friend. let's do this. most people think after an accident every year it goes away after you see a movie. get a blackberry with a golden ticket- and your tooth enamel will filter water in a perfect world and flow into your home. then even your floor will remain clean inside the deep cracks demonstrations of awesome capabilities for further action on reservations- territories once and still owned by the indians in the alley. to the feathers.