dear jumping rope and giving up hope diary,
you know, tricking the dog is so easy. he is not very smart. he reminds me of someone else i used to know. this guy named 'phil.' he was big and dumb and full of cum and happy as a baby. yup that's the grump- it really is. he's stupid. i can say, "whose here?" and scrunch up my eyebrows- he's on the door like a dick on a whore- and i don't have to say another word. but if i ask politely for him to move- or even to scoot over- he ain't gunna budge- he won't even nudge- you have to use extreme force to plow over him. so this morning- he wouldn't listen to my warning time and time again- i yelled and i hollered and wished he wore a collar- and damn near punched him twice- then all of a sudden i remembered in my head the trick that makes him jump. "hey grumpy," i said really excitedly, "someones at the door!" he sprung right up and jumped right down on to the floor. out he went to protect and save his true love who just wanted room- room to stretch and relax and wake up without him laying across my feet. it is really not mean of me to make him go away- he comes right back i promise you- and loves me just the same.
you know, tricking the dog is so easy. he is not very smart. he reminds me of someone else i used to know. this guy named 'phil.' he was big and dumb and full of cum and happy as a baby. yup that's the grump- it really is. he's stupid. i can say, "whose here?" and scrunch up my eyebrows- he's on the door like a dick on a whore- and i don't have to say another word. but if i ask politely for him to move- or even to scoot over- he ain't gunna budge- he won't even nudge- you have to use extreme force to plow over him. so this morning- he wouldn't listen to my warning time and time again- i yelled and i hollered and wished he wore a collar- and damn near punched him twice- then all of a sudden i remembered in my head the trick that makes him jump. "hey grumpy," i said really excitedly, "someones at the door!" he sprung right up and jumped right down on to the floor. out he went to protect and save his true love who just wanted room- room to stretch and relax and wake up without him laying across my feet. it is really not mean of me to make him go away- he comes right back i promise you- and loves me just the same.