dear loss of body hair diary,
pubic louse came from gorillas- can you believe that shit? huh. i for one, am not allowing myself to go there. i hate watching science shows on the television. especially NOVA for shits sake. they can talk you into anything with that fucking music they play and that cute guy with his hands on his hips- with his wedding ring gleaming in every screenshot. of course you'll believe anything this honest abe bitch says to you. they blow glitter in the air behind the person they are interviewing too, making them look more, i dunno, smart maybe... it makes me laugh. sell me on science mother fuckers- whatcha got for me today. sometimes tho- i can believe the shit. i dunno. i not a smart cookie so allot goes over my head- even when i rewind it and watch it twice.
pubic louse came from gorillas- can you believe that shit? huh. i for one, am not allowing myself to go there. i hate watching science shows on the television. especially NOVA for shits sake. they can talk you into anything with that fucking music they play and that cute guy with his hands on his hips- with his wedding ring gleaming in every screenshot. of course you'll believe anything this honest abe bitch says to you. they blow glitter in the air behind the person they are interviewing too, making them look more, i dunno, smart maybe... it makes me laugh. sell me on science mother fuckers- whatcha got for me today. sometimes tho- i can believe the shit. i dunno. i not a smart cookie so allot goes over my head- even when i rewind it and watch it twice.