February 7, 2011

little turkey hats (11/4/10)

dera yirad,

fryday again. can you believe that shit. got a bunch to do this weekend. waitin on the fed ex lady now, i didn't feel like gettin woke up, so i beat her to the punch. gonna get the rest of that wood cleaned up to harbor rats over here insteada dads and start thinkin about what to carve my stump into. i want to carve it into a big penis, but dad said as long as the judge lives back there he'd prolly rather i didn't carve a 5ft penis in the back yard. i just don't see it lookin like much else yet. personally, if the judge can have a big hole in his back yard (a vagina) why cant we have a penis in ours? the world is a funny place. and that's fine.

why do people with long hair get it all chopped off to short hair? its so drastic. almost shocking. makes me think they got headlice. maybe she did. i don't have the ballsack to do that to my hair, not that it doesn't look nice on this lady, it looks ok, i just was shocked, and its winter. i cant say nothin bout seasons- beens i wear my uggs in the summer with shorts, but the hair thing, wow.

i feel like a rump roast today. really im trying to avoid the urge for turkey. we're getting a fresh amish turkey again this year because GAWD DURN you can really tail a difference lol. Do yall think a turkey knows if its AMISH? do you think it knew if it wore a lil bonnet on its head or not while it ran freely in the Yoder's yard? i always picture the little bloody bonnets when they cut their heads off. i wonder if they save the turkey hats and make the next year turks wear them after they wash them and hang them on the clotheslines to dry.


well off to eat a bowl of FRUIT LOOPS AND CHOCOLOATE MILK mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm in the bathtub. xoxoooxooxooxoxox