dear you don't want me involved diary,
you thought i would have some insights. and i do. i will absolutely admit i know what i know, but i won't admit anything to you. i have learned a few tricks or two this year. i think i can sit on the stand and lie like you guys now- my dear. addicts lie, and their enablers will too, but i do not like y'alls brand of shoes. but that doesn't mean i won't put them on if i don't have to- to walk through the mud- anything will do. i don't think my life will ever return to normal. am i a horrible person for beating a dead horse? it's already dead. now i want an ice cream cone to lick and gobble up- man that would sure be tasty- one flavor is never enough. i think i will make one and go soak in the tub- eat it and then give my hair a good scrub with my new cherry shampoo. well, here i go. and always remember- if your canoe tips over- REMAIN CALM.
you thought i would have some insights. and i do. i will absolutely admit i know what i know, but i won't admit anything to you. i have learned a few tricks or two this year. i think i can sit on the stand and lie like you guys now- my dear. addicts lie, and their enablers will too, but i do not like y'alls brand of shoes. but that doesn't mean i won't put them on if i don't have to- to walk through the mud- anything will do. i don't think my life will ever return to normal. am i a horrible person for beating a dead horse? it's already dead. now i want an ice cream cone to lick and gobble up- man that would sure be tasty- one flavor is never enough. i think i will make one and go soak in the tub- eat it and then give my hair a good scrub with my new cherry shampoo. well, here i go. and always remember- if your canoe tips over- REMAIN CALM.