dear waking up with the hiccups sucks diary,
i woke up with the hiccups about twenty minutes ago, and it is really pissing me off that they wont go away now you know. i have sat here and said, 'watermelon' at least a hundred times- i just keep on snorting and hiccuping- i am about to lose my mind. i am starting to panic and get all sweaty feeling- i dunno how this is gunna turn out- i want to puke. oh wow just now- i though they were gone- then i done it again- of course i was wrong. who fucking does this at four in the morning, i dunno either, but my life is never boring. maybe to some it is but not to me, for some just wake up in the night just to pee. shh, don't look now but i just held my breath- nothing since i did that but i am not jumping ahead. just when you think you have kicked them in their ass- a hiccup will sneak up on you and bite you real fast. this time tho i think i got them kids- the fuckers are gone for good. i am going back to bed now before they come back or some shit. i was having a really good dream too- where i was the prostitute. maybe that's how my airflow was disrupted.... you never know...shoooooooot...........
i woke up with the hiccups about twenty minutes ago, and it is really pissing me off that they wont go away now you know. i have sat here and said, 'watermelon' at least a hundred times- i just keep on snorting and hiccuping- i am about to lose my mind. i am starting to panic and get all sweaty feeling- i dunno how this is gunna turn out- i want to puke. oh wow just now- i though they were gone- then i done it again- of course i was wrong. who fucking does this at four in the morning, i dunno either, but my life is never boring. maybe to some it is but not to me, for some just wake up in the night just to pee. shh, don't look now but i just held my breath- nothing since i did that but i am not jumping ahead. just when you think you have kicked them in their ass- a hiccup will sneak up on you and bite you real fast. this time tho i think i got them kids- the fuckers are gone for good. i am going back to bed now before they come back or some shit. i was having a really good dream too- where i was the prostitute. maybe that's how my airflow was disrupted.... you never know...shoooooooot...........