dear up early to enjoy the day diary,
what's up with that shit? it ain't MY birthday. last night i signed up to follow charlie sheen on twitter and damned if my phone didn't light up all night long. im not gonna be able to follow him on my phone anymore. he retweeted about mcdonalds and their menu having 'mclobster' on it and the red cross collecting 'tigerblood.' for a non-drinker- he sure rationalizes like a drunk or whatever and those goddesses look like straight bar whores. fuck- i look better than that. you can be my body guard- i will be your long lost pal. btw, i want to thank you for letting me have the use of my favorite number for a couple of weeks. to some people forty six is just a number- to me- it is a way of life. now that you are done with the perfect number- it waits for your cuntface wife. she can have it for a year- it will be several before i get there- but i love that number like no other- for reasons i will never share. now you wear the herpe number- and you should be so proud. you know, i wouldn't worry so much about your diagnosis though- only three thousand three hundred and thirty five people know. i will make a wish for you when i blow out the flame on your birthday cake ima fuck around and make. ima put little tiny nuts on top. duh.
what's up with that shit? it ain't MY birthday. last night i signed up to follow charlie sheen on twitter and damned if my phone didn't light up all night long. im not gonna be able to follow him on my phone anymore. he retweeted about mcdonalds and their menu having 'mclobster' on it and the red cross collecting 'tigerblood.' for a non-drinker- he sure rationalizes like a drunk or whatever and those goddesses look like straight bar whores. fuck- i look better than that. you can be my body guard- i will be your long lost pal. btw, i want to thank you for letting me have the use of my favorite number for a couple of weeks. to some people forty six is just a number- to me- it is a way of life. now that you are done with the perfect number- it waits for your cuntface wife. she can have it for a year- it will be several before i get there- but i love that number like no other- for reasons i will never share. now you wear the herpe number- and you should be so proud. you know, i wouldn't worry so much about your diagnosis though- only three thousand three hundred and thirty five people know. i will make a wish for you when i blow out the flame on your birthday cake ima fuck around and make. ima put little tiny nuts on top. duh.