dear it's clear diary,
i have decided that people just don't live like this. i must be weird. i must be strange. i must be fucking whacked out of my God given mind. what the fuck is wrong with me? i cant speak chinese. i have no skill. oh sure- i can knit- and needlepoint- macrame- and make pot holders- i can make people from clay- and i can suck a dick. that's it. i thought about learning how to do more and then i became a whore. until now it's worked out okay- and now i woke up feeling brave. is it to late to join the navy? or will they too think i am crazy. maybe if they ship me out to sea- they'll see how much of a use i could be. deploy my ass- i could at least keep everyone happy- i could keep everyone laughing when their spirits were crappy. plus that would get me out of the way- so the big hero could be openly gay. i'd pack my bags and leave today.
i have decided that people just don't live like this. i must be weird. i must be strange. i must be fucking whacked out of my God given mind. what the fuck is wrong with me? i cant speak chinese. i have no skill. oh sure- i can knit- and needlepoint- macrame- and make pot holders- i can make people from clay- and i can suck a dick. that's it. i thought about learning how to do more and then i became a whore. until now it's worked out okay- and now i woke up feeling brave. is it to late to join the navy? or will they too think i am crazy. maybe if they ship me out to sea- they'll see how much of a use i could be. deploy my ass- i could at least keep everyone happy- i could keep everyone laughing when their spirits were crappy. plus that would get me out of the way- so the big hero could be openly gay. i'd pack my bags and leave today.