dear i should go diary,
i need to go run a few errands. but i am in no hurry. at all. i don't even feel like leaving- if you were to ask me, but nobody ever does. so that's fine. do you guys think it will ever get warm enough to put the fucking plants outside or what? it is freaking fucking april tomorrow. shit. hellow? i cant take this shit anymore. i had them out once already and had to bring them all back in- like a dumbass. but at least they all got hosed off. fucking dirt- ill tell you what. an inch thick on every leaf on my jade tree. it's a wonder it's still alive. it already grew new clappers from being out the few days it was. so it made it through the winter. my elephant jade is going to spruce right on up too. omg and the trees in the yard have buds all over the bitches. the rose bushes are budding out- tulips are up- and the mums made it. my plugs of zoysia grass from the cemetery are growing in nicely and my tiger lily lived. even the vincia vine came back- and i didn't think it was supposed to. i need to do my shit today because all the idiots will be out tomorrow- but i don't want to leave. fuck. fuck fuck fuck. i need an intern.
i need to go run a few errands. but i am in no hurry. at all. i don't even feel like leaving- if you were to ask me, but nobody ever does. so that's fine. do you guys think it will ever get warm enough to put the fucking plants outside or what? it is freaking fucking april tomorrow. shit. hellow? i cant take this shit anymore. i had them out once already and had to bring them all back in- like a dumbass. but at least they all got hosed off. fucking dirt- ill tell you what. an inch thick on every leaf on my jade tree. it's a wonder it's still alive. it already grew new clappers from being out the few days it was. so it made it through the winter. my elephant jade is going to spruce right on up too. omg and the trees in the yard have buds all over the bitches. the rose bushes are budding out- tulips are up- and the mums made it. my plugs of zoysia grass from the cemetery are growing in nicely and my tiger lily lived. even the vincia vine came back- and i didn't think it was supposed to. i need to do my shit today because all the idiots will be out tomorrow- but i don't want to leave. fuck. fuck fuck fuck. i need an intern.