dear do you really want to kill yourself diary,
i would offer to do it for you- but it ain't legal and shit. i am all but on probation- so i have to stay out of trouble. seems like suicide is about your best option. don't tell anyone else you're thinking about this- i am for real. they'll just think you are trying to bring attention to yourself. i don't keep score or anything, but people who like call and whine about it are the ones that don't do it- just sayin. generally true thoughts of suicide are long term and seem to stick around- as a kid- i romanced the idea of ending it all- until i realized- it all didn't end with me. and mcdonalds would still serve big macs after i was dead- and the bus would still come at 11:07 and gilligan's island would still come on tv. so after i thought about that for awhile- it didn't sound so romantic anymore- death was coming to everyone sooner or later- why be a whore? if you wanta die- go ahead and try- it doesn't change our day. only an idiot would think that it would- a smart one would stay here and play.
i would offer to do it for you- but it ain't legal and shit. i am all but on probation- so i have to stay out of trouble. seems like suicide is about your best option. don't tell anyone else you're thinking about this- i am for real. they'll just think you are trying to bring attention to yourself. i don't keep score or anything, but people who like call and whine about it are the ones that don't do it- just sayin. generally true thoughts of suicide are long term and seem to stick around- as a kid- i romanced the idea of ending it all- until i realized- it all didn't end with me. and mcdonalds would still serve big macs after i was dead- and the bus would still come at 11:07 and gilligan's island would still come on tv. so after i thought about that for awhile- it didn't sound so romantic anymore- death was coming to everyone sooner or later- why be a whore? if you wanta die- go ahead and try- it doesn't change our day. only an idiot would think that it would- a smart one would stay here and play.