dear tip it diary,
i hate the tip of this bitch right here- it pisses me off- its dry and icky and cracky and eww. there was a few times i wanted to throw it behind me and hit the chatty bitch who would not shut up. but i didn't. because i am nice. i am not crazy or anything. i have just been busy trying to get my hamster back so i can feed it to my snake. i went on a spiritual quest and moved in with a group of like minded people about six months ago and there have been no reports on the news of any suicide bombings or terrorist threats- so everyone assumes i am doing ok. i am doing ok- but i don't need everyone knowing that. it keeps people busy with the wonder. the absolute wonder of my complete stability. that is a good thing because sometimes i am not sure myself and asking others around me does help.
i hate the tip of this bitch right here- it pisses me off- its dry and icky and cracky and eww. there was a few times i wanted to throw it behind me and hit the chatty bitch who would not shut up. but i didn't. because i am nice. i am not crazy or anything. i have just been busy trying to get my hamster back so i can feed it to my snake. i went on a spiritual quest and moved in with a group of like minded people about six months ago and there have been no reports on the news of any suicide bombings or terrorist threats- so everyone assumes i am doing ok. i am doing ok- but i don't need everyone knowing that. it keeps people busy with the wonder. the absolute wonder of my complete stability. that is a good thing because sometimes i am not sure myself and asking others around me does help.