dear don't die in hollywood diary,
so if you ever do move to hollywood- don't be plain upper class folk and fuck around and die there and expect a speedy funeral, folks they got a BACKLOG. we are talking almost a fucking month. so what they decided to do with stevie, (everyone called him stevie for the love of fuck it is only worse now) they've decided to burn him up and put him in a jar and wait for their turn at the funeral home- to have the damned service. i think that is fucking stupid. but ok. cremate him and have the memorial service at his church- where he went ALL HIS LIFE- but don't wait a month to do it- that's just weird. why would you wait a month? but i don't know. that is just me. i cant say anything- it isn't my place. but if i had the financial means- i believe i would open a chain of funeral homes in hollywood because- clearly- there is a need.
so if you ever do move to hollywood- don't be plain upper class folk and fuck around and die there and expect a speedy funeral, folks they got a BACKLOG. we are talking almost a fucking month. so what they decided to do with stevie, (everyone called him stevie for the love of fuck it is only worse now) they've decided to burn him up and put him in a jar and wait for their turn at the funeral home- to have the damned service. i think that is fucking stupid. but ok. cremate him and have the memorial service at his church- where he went ALL HIS LIFE- but don't wait a month to do it- that's just weird. why would you wait a month? but i don't know. that is just me. i cant say anything- it isn't my place. but if i had the financial means- i believe i would open a chain of funeral homes in hollywood because- clearly- there is a need.