dear that is sick diary,
i cant help it if i like to bite my dog. in the mouth. i cant help it if it doesn't bother me in the tiny least if we swap spit in any amount. every dog i have ever had i have always required hours of face training. it is my idea that a dog should feel comfortable in your face and you should feel just as safe with that animal at your nose as you do at your toes. but then i spoil my puppies- they sleep with me- well becky does at night- and both do during naps. there is only one thing about the grump that can frighten me and that is getting him into the shower. he will fucking turn evil. his cogs in the wheel brain kinda get off click and i don't recognize him. he snaps. once you get him into the water- he chills. but oh wow. i can turn him on for show- he has a switch. for instance, i can ask him, "do you love me?" and he will show every tooth in his head and convince any onlooker that he is fittin to bite me- but he wouldn't. i bet you he knows about 7,500 words or more. i don't swap spit with him tho- usually just with becky. the grump will mouth rape you once you start kissing him- so i don't even start. once in awhile he will sneak in a good solid start and it is all you can do to get him off of you- he likes to kiss once he gets started- and you gotta watch it- he will nibble when he gets really into it. omg and that tongue goes clear up your nose and you'll be gaggin for air and laughing and he'll be thinking you like it- and give you more. it sucks. then the humping comes next. he is a man.
i cant help it if i like to bite my dog. in the mouth. i cant help it if it doesn't bother me in the tiny least if we swap spit in any amount. every dog i have ever had i have always required hours of face training. it is my idea that a dog should feel comfortable in your face and you should feel just as safe with that animal at your nose as you do at your toes. but then i spoil my puppies- they sleep with me- well becky does at night- and both do during naps. there is only one thing about the grump that can frighten me and that is getting him into the shower. he will fucking turn evil. his cogs in the wheel brain kinda get off click and i don't recognize him. he snaps. once you get him into the water- he chills. but oh wow. i can turn him on for show- he has a switch. for instance, i can ask him, "do you love me?" and he will show every tooth in his head and convince any onlooker that he is fittin to bite me- but he wouldn't. i bet you he knows about 7,500 words or more. i don't swap spit with him tho- usually just with becky. the grump will mouth rape you once you start kissing him- so i don't even start. once in awhile he will sneak in a good solid start and it is all you can do to get him off of you- he likes to kiss once he gets started- and you gotta watch it- he will nibble when he gets really into it. omg and that tongue goes clear up your nose and you'll be gaggin for air and laughing and he'll be thinking you like it- and give you more. it sucks. then the humping comes next. he is a man.