dear tree falling diary,
if you were to stand underneath me, i would fall on your head. even if it would take everything i had inside me- even if i were not dead. if i were a bridge and you were a car and you thought you needed to cross, once you got right to my center- i would split and give you a toss. if i were your boat that you saved all of your life to have when you retire, i would sail you out in the ocean- your one biggest desire. there we would be so happy, i would let one drop of water in at a time, and then your ass would go under- and you would be mine. if i were your only pair of boots- i would make certain the soles would come off. if i were a drinking glass, i'd just be waiting to cut your lip with each and every sip. if i were a venereal disease your dick would steady drip (which it prolly already does.) if i were a fire, i would be all over you, because fires are attracted to liars- and we all know that's true. and if i were concrete- i would pave your lane- i would waste no time- it would cause me no pain. if you were walking in front of me- there would be no shadow- because you have to have a spirit and soul- you have to have that make matter.
if you were to stand underneath me, i would fall on your head. even if it would take everything i had inside me- even if i were not dead. if i were a bridge and you were a car and you thought you needed to cross, once you got right to my center- i would split and give you a toss. if i were your boat that you saved all of your life to have when you retire, i would sail you out in the ocean- your one biggest desire. there we would be so happy, i would let one drop of water in at a time, and then your ass would go under- and you would be mine. if i were your only pair of boots- i would make certain the soles would come off. if i were a drinking glass, i'd just be waiting to cut your lip with each and every sip. if i were a venereal disease your dick would steady drip (which it prolly already does.) if i were a fire, i would be all over you, because fires are attracted to liars- and we all know that's true. and if i were concrete- i would pave your lane- i would waste no time- it would cause me no pain. if you were walking in front of me- there would be no shadow- because you have to have a spirit and soul- you have to have that make matter.