dear herman diary,
happy birthday herman munster. you are one nasty hoe. i saw you the other day when i was cyber pre-stawking on facebook and time has been so cruel to you. well- time and alcohol- one of the two- or both- plus the coke- and the cock. strange dick will do that to you too- so i've heard- and now i've seen- with my own two eyes. you are one super scary bitch. i don't why my ole man fucked you- or my brother for that matter- but thank goodness they both woke the fuck up. i couldn't see either one of them with you really- that would be some really bad luck. how many hundreds of men have fucked you? at least five hundred i'd bet by now- oh fuck prolly closer to a thousand- you've been fuckin about 35 years- oh wow. hell- you even had the city employee too- the hero- the big fireman- in fact- that is where i saw your picture at- on old crayon's CUNTFACE'S facebook friend page. lol.
happy birthday herman munster. you are one nasty hoe. i saw you the other day when i was cyber pre-stawking on facebook and time has been so cruel to you. well- time and alcohol- one of the two- or both- plus the coke- and the cock. strange dick will do that to you too- so i've heard- and now i've seen- with my own two eyes. you are one super scary bitch. i don't why my ole man fucked you- or my brother for that matter- but thank goodness they both woke the fuck up. i couldn't see either one of them with you really- that would be some really bad luck. how many hundreds of men have fucked you? at least five hundred i'd bet by now- oh fuck prolly closer to a thousand- you've been fuckin about 35 years- oh wow. hell- you even had the city employee too- the hero- the big fireman- in fact- that is where i saw your picture at- on old crayon's CUNTFACE'S facebook friend page. lol.