dear game on diary,
ho hum. i am squirmy. i wonder why that is. as it turns out, and this i did know, and i'll do my best to explain slowly sos people can understand with me, BACKGROUND: charlie sheen calls himself a "warlock." it just so happens i got a friend who is married to a guy who is a real live guy who just might be a "warlock," and EVERYBODY calls him that. my friends name is destiny. as a matter of fact, charlie sheen and destiny's husband would look JUST alike if CHARLIE would grow a beard and wear a cowboy hat and fuck my face whenever i come into the room. my warlock even smokes AND uses weird little words and makes strange noises constantly- you cant help but chant, "MAN!" while you're eating with him- or riding down the road. this dude is a funny mother fucker. so my phone just lit up with the new tweet from charlie- and i had to share it with destiny- because everytime he refers to himself as a 'warlock,' i of course think of her husband, (and him grabbing my head and fucking my face everytime he walks in the room- the sick mother fucker-wtf??) and after i sent the text i realized- omfg- it's 1AM- WINNING!
ho hum. i am squirmy. i wonder why that is. as it turns out, and this i did know, and i'll do my best to explain slowly sos people can understand with me, BACKGROUND: charlie sheen calls himself a "warlock." it just so happens i got a friend who is married to a guy who is a real live guy who just might be a "warlock," and EVERYBODY calls him that. my friends name is destiny. as a matter of fact, charlie sheen and destiny's husband would look JUST alike if CHARLIE would grow a beard and wear a cowboy hat and fuck my face whenever i come into the room. my warlock even smokes AND uses weird little words and makes strange noises constantly- you cant help but chant, "MAN!" while you're eating with him- or riding down the road. this dude is a funny mother fucker. so my phone just lit up with the new tweet from charlie- and i had to share it with destiny- because everytime he refers to himself as a 'warlock,' i of course think of her husband, (and him grabbing my head and fucking my face everytime he walks in the room- the sick mother fucker-wtf??) and after i sent the text i realized- omfg- it's 1AM- WINNING!