dear one day diary,
once again, i can not demonstrate in words without actions, how important it is to allow me to wake up, before you start name calling, or belittling me in such a way- that i wish to cause complete and total destruction of your brain cavity-(your genital head area) with a club, or a bat, or any other useful object i may find along my way of sensible torture. i do not like waking up with you and if given a choice- i wouldn't. i despise the sound of your voice before 5PM and after 10PM it's just as bad- and amazingly enough those are usually the hours i work- so i pretty much hate it all the time now. i just tolerate it a whole lot better away from the house when i can hang up whenever i want. did you know that sometimes when you speak to me and i am not ready- it scares the shit out of me? i have to brace myself for the sound of your remarks- because i know they will be; totally random and out of the blue, and, forceful in nature- and i'll have to catch my breath before i try and answer any questions- which will piss you off and you'll call me a liar. i am supposed to be quick on my toes- but i cant always be- and that blows.
once again, i can not demonstrate in words without actions, how important it is to allow me to wake up, before you start name calling, or belittling me in such a way- that i wish to cause complete and total destruction of your brain cavity-(your genital head area) with a club, or a bat, or any other useful object i may find along my way of sensible torture. i do not like waking up with you and if given a choice- i wouldn't. i despise the sound of your voice before 5PM and after 10PM it's just as bad- and amazingly enough those are usually the hours i work- so i pretty much hate it all the time now. i just tolerate it a whole lot better away from the house when i can hang up whenever i want. did you know that sometimes when you speak to me and i am not ready- it scares the shit out of me? i have to brace myself for the sound of your remarks- because i know they will be; totally random and out of the blue, and, forceful in nature- and i'll have to catch my breath before i try and answer any questions- which will piss you off and you'll call me a liar. i am supposed to be quick on my toes- but i cant always be- and that blows.