dear story of two sheets diary,
the two sheets spread apart, allowing whatever to slip between them. inch by inch- second by second- the fabric takes in the shape of the unfamiliar. the intense stomach acid sometimes produces ass gasses and pump horrid smells into the air under the unsuspecting fabric sheets- causing a disturbance in pleasant air pressure verses the non pleasant air pressure- at this time, un-calculated and therefore yet to be recorded by mankind. the carbon dioxide mixes with water and becomes urine within secret cells in the fabric of the human body and will erupt into fecal matter also known as shit. now there is not enough sheets on the bed to absorb such an eruption, therefore the mattress must be relied upon for this job as well. the more carbon dioxide and water making urine- the greater the smell. eventually the two sheets will drift apart- but meet again in the washer. nothing can help now. nothing but a new mattress.
the two sheets spread apart, allowing whatever to slip between them. inch by inch- second by second- the fabric takes in the shape of the unfamiliar. the intense stomach acid sometimes produces ass gasses and pump horrid smells into the air under the unsuspecting fabric sheets- causing a disturbance in pleasant air pressure verses the non pleasant air pressure- at this time, un-calculated and therefore yet to be recorded by mankind. the carbon dioxide mixes with water and becomes urine within secret cells in the fabric of the human body and will erupt into fecal matter also known as shit. now there is not enough sheets on the bed to absorb such an eruption, therefore the mattress must be relied upon for this job as well. the more carbon dioxide and water making urine- the greater the smell. eventually the two sheets will drift apart- but meet again in the washer. nothing can help now. nothing but a new mattress.