dear earthquake under the sea diary,
tsunami. out in the ocean there are dart buoys that are pressure sensors that can predict when a tsunami wave has passed. it's coming. to fucking bad we didn't have pressure sensors for people who have emotional tsunamis. idiots. i say we insert dart buoys up the ass of people we are unsure of- to keep an eye on unstable emotions and so forth- using the arm of a sterile robotic mechanical device- to avoid any inhumane or humiliating experience for the inserter or the inserted.