March 14, 2011

The Welcome Wagon

dear whore sister diary,

welcome. you don't know it yet, but you have joined a big club. i seem to be the voice for us all. i am sure you've enjoyed all of the details by now, if not, ask for all the court papers- be sure to sit upon a towel while reading- i've had more people piss from laughing than not. all the pictures they make reference to can be found here in the archives of my blog (btw). eventually, you'll be able to read the court transcripts on my other blog- but i cant seem to get that finished- something to look forward to. now that you have direct access to the product in question- you'll hear the definite ring of truth in all my shit. anyway... i cant get into this now- i feel like ima puke- thinking of the beanbag mess and the rapid fire express and the carpooling and everything you have to go through now- all of the nasty requests and the sick constant badgering. my quick advice- charge him for that shit girl- from the start. you are NOTHING but a whore. you need to get something out of it besides an STD you cant get rid of... it's gunna cost you more in clean up expenses.