dear captain caveman diary,
it used to make me laugh- all the things captain caveman would swallow. the golf clubs and tires and televisions- i would bust a gut laughing at what came from his belly. i often drew pictures of captain caveman on my arm at school- which always turned out looking like a purple blinky off pacman- but i liked it. my mom hated it when i drew on my body- but i did it anyway- just really small and in places she wouldn't notice. thank goodness there were no teletubbies when i was little- i already know ida had it hard for them. my mom would have too. fuck. shedda made curtains and comforters and pillows and all the room gadgets. she was all about holly hobby- i know shedda went flippy for a teletubbie. i think the grump thinks he is captain caveman sometimes the way he bellows for no reason. he has got to be saying something because he growls the exact way each time. his autism gets worse in the evening.
it used to make me laugh- all the things captain caveman would swallow. the golf clubs and tires and televisions- i would bust a gut laughing at what came from his belly. i often drew pictures of captain caveman on my arm at school- which always turned out looking like a purple blinky off pacman- but i liked it. my mom hated it when i drew on my body- but i did it anyway- just really small and in places she wouldn't notice. thank goodness there were no teletubbies when i was little- i already know ida had it hard for them. my mom would have too. fuck. shedda made curtains and comforters and pillows and all the room gadgets. she was all about holly hobby- i know shedda went flippy for a teletubbie. i think the grump thinks he is captain caveman sometimes the way he bellows for no reason. he has got to be saying something because he growls the exact way each time. his autism gets worse in the evening.