dear that bath diary,
after that, i knew i was the luckiest girl in the world. i just fell back in the waiting warmness and stayed there until i didn't feel the world revolved around me anymore and then i thought about getting out- and then i got more hot water and stayed another twenty minutes and only THEN did i rise and dry myself with the best smelling towel ever. i love clean towels and i think i lost consciousness tonight in the bathtub- it was so fucking good. let's imagine it was against the law to do what i do in the bathtub everyday- what would be a fitting punishment? oh i know- showers, sentence the offender to showers. that would be awful- for me it would. i simply would refuse- hold me in contempt. bucket baths would suck. oh man. an audience sucks- so a public bath would ruin it.... depending on who the audience was- i take that back. limit the water? i need less than 20 gallons now... i get three good ones in 58... anyway, thank goodness there are no laws against the pleasures of self bathing. yet.
after that, i knew i was the luckiest girl in the world. i just fell back in the waiting warmness and stayed there until i didn't feel the world revolved around me anymore and then i thought about getting out- and then i got more hot water and stayed another twenty minutes and only THEN did i rise and dry myself with the best smelling towel ever. i love clean towels and i think i lost consciousness tonight in the bathtub- it was so fucking good. let's imagine it was against the law to do what i do in the bathtub everyday- what would be a fitting punishment? oh i know- showers, sentence the offender to showers. that would be awful- for me it would. i simply would refuse- hold me in contempt. bucket baths would suck. oh man. an audience sucks- so a public bath would ruin it.... depending on who the audience was- i take that back. limit the water? i need less than 20 gallons now... i get three good ones in 58... anyway, thank goodness there are no laws against the pleasures of self bathing. yet.