dear everybody shrivels up diary,
if it was me, i wouldn't worry about a thing, you'll prolly never see me again anyway. it ain't like i'm ever gunna be famous or some shit. dude there are guys who are worse off- trust me. know what i'm sayin? do not trip. you did not change my life one way or the other- if anything- you made it better in some ways. think about it- no damage to my jaw. that's right. no lock jaw. none of that carpal tunnel will ever be a problem for me- cuz of you. we are good to go man. i'll even throw in a good reference- if you let me out of this right now buddy. i sure will. i might even drunk dial you since you kiss so good and text back so fast. hurry up man- let's make this work. i need to go home and finish what you started.
if it was me, i wouldn't worry about a thing, you'll prolly never see me again anyway. it ain't like i'm ever gunna be famous or some shit. dude there are guys who are worse off- trust me. know what i'm sayin? do not trip. you did not change my life one way or the other- if anything- you made it better in some ways. think about it- no damage to my jaw. that's right. no lock jaw. none of that carpal tunnel will ever be a problem for me- cuz of you. we are good to go man. i'll even throw in a good reference- if you let me out of this right now buddy. i sure will. i might even drunk dial you since you kiss so good and text back so fast. hurry up man- let's make this work. i need to go home and finish what you started.