dear puppy in my lap diary,
i decided just now, ima do some research and see if i can find a spell that will allow me to switch places with becky. i want to be her. i already know she wants to be me. if we could just switch bodies- that would be perfect. i love her so much and she loves me so much- nothing would change. i would just shit in the yard. the blog would prolly change. "woof woof woof woof woof woof growl." but you guys wouldn't notice after a day or two. i would have the most perfect life then- sleeping in my bed- cuddling with me- kissing me- loving me. if anyone knows of this person/dog switching spell- please let me know. i am serious.
i decided just now, ima do some research and see if i can find a spell that will allow me to switch places with becky. i want to be her. i already know she wants to be me. if we could just switch bodies- that would be perfect. i love her so much and she loves me so much- nothing would change. i would just shit in the yard. the blog would prolly change. "woof woof woof woof woof woof growl." but you guys wouldn't notice after a day or two. i would have the most perfect life then- sleeping in my bed- cuddling with me- kissing me- loving me. if anyone knows of this person/dog switching spell- please let me know. i am serious.