dear new toy in the house diary,
becky got a new toy and the grump didn't and he is upfuckingset about that shit- let me tell you- and it is a sock monkey that squeaks. he watches her as she pulls the stuffing from the nose- just like he taught her too. he mumbles under his breath- and it doesn't take a translator to decode his message either. well, snooze you lose- she has walked away from the sock monkey and the grump has moved in. she just went outside. we all slept well- we just got up. i never woke up one time. it was the perfect nap. ima miss smelling the turkey cook tomorrow. i mean- it'll prolly still smell on the porch- but it wont stink up the whole house like it usually does. i maybe woulda ate some sweet potatoes- but i said fuck it and didn't get any. i suppose it ain't to late- but unless i shit them out of my ass- it is. cuz i ain't going to get them. oh fuckit i might. i suppose i could send the unibomber- he really cant fuck that up.
becky got a new toy and the grump didn't and he is upfuckingset about that shit- let me tell you- and it is a sock monkey that squeaks. he watches her as she pulls the stuffing from the nose- just like he taught her too. he mumbles under his breath- and it doesn't take a translator to decode his message either. well, snooze you lose- she has walked away from the sock monkey and the grump has moved in. she just went outside. we all slept well- we just got up. i never woke up one time. it was the perfect nap. ima miss smelling the turkey cook tomorrow. i mean- it'll prolly still smell on the porch- but it wont stink up the whole house like it usually does. i maybe woulda ate some sweet potatoes- but i said fuck it and didn't get any. i suppose it ain't to late- but unless i shit them out of my ass- it is. cuz i ain't going to get them. oh fuckit i might. i suppose i could send the unibomber- he really cant fuck that up.