dear Jesus in the sky diary,
i need to brush my teeth or gargle with acid because my breath be stankin. ain't no beating around a bush about this fact- the brush would soon be a dead bush- brittle even- for i could burn the life out of anything living with one short sentence. it sometimes scares me how long i am willing to go without brushing my teeth. i would brush them more- if i had a reason. i floss constantly- i am addicted to it actually- and i can not stand the feeling of shit in my teeth- omg- just the thought drives me insane- but i don't kiss anybody anymore (except becky) and the truth is- well... that is the truth. so i dunno. i floss. then i rinse with water. so then i know there is no food and i just skip right on off to bed. sounds nasty when i read it. so i usually brush my teeth before i leave the house- but not to just get the mail. but sometimes i don't leave for days, so i prolly should brush more. but i got that new toothbrush for christmas and the head is already almost worn out. so i have been brushing some or it would still be new in the box- so it ain't like i don't brush. and i only have one cavity that ihave had since i was a kid. but its little and been fixed or filled or whatever- on my top left second from the back tooth. all my other teeth are there and happy i suppose. cept my wisdom teeth- i had them out after my braces came off. i'll start brushing more- maybe it'll bring business back up. it cant hurt i suppose. dang.
i need to brush my teeth or gargle with acid because my breath be stankin. ain't no beating around a bush about this fact- the brush would soon be a dead bush- brittle even- for i could burn the life out of anything living with one short sentence. it sometimes scares me how long i am willing to go without brushing my teeth. i would brush them more- if i had a reason. i floss constantly- i am addicted to it actually- and i can not stand the feeling of shit in my teeth- omg- just the thought drives me insane- but i don't kiss anybody anymore (except becky) and the truth is- well... that is the truth. so i dunno. i floss. then i rinse with water. so then i know there is no food and i just skip right on off to bed. sounds nasty when i read it. so i usually brush my teeth before i leave the house- but not to just get the mail. but sometimes i don't leave for days, so i prolly should brush more. but i got that new toothbrush for christmas and the head is already almost worn out. so i have been brushing some or it would still be new in the box- so it ain't like i don't brush. and i only have one cavity that ihave had since i was a kid. but its little and been fixed or filled or whatever- on my top left second from the back tooth. all my other teeth are there and happy i suppose. cept my wisdom teeth- i had them out after my braces came off. i'll start brushing more- maybe it'll bring business back up. it cant hurt i suppose. dang.