dear cramp in my toes and a smell in my nose diary,
the grump got out while i was chasing prince harry out the door screaming at him like he hates it when i do, (and i love doing) i told him to never come back- in front of his cute little girlfriend. i could see how red faced he was even from almost a block away, i'll be hearing about that again later- and he better not hit me- cuz the grump snaps whenever you so much as even ACT like you're gunna hit me- so it really charges him up when someone does. prince harry loves to play slap on me- just enough- then he'll leave the rest to the grump. i got what i deserved already- the grump was next door shitting in my neighbor's yard. fuck. i decided to do the right thing and clean it up. when i got over there i realized- he's been shittting over there A LOT, either that, or her tiny dog has an enormous butthole. double fuck. i went back to my house for my garbage toter and more paper towels. fucking kids.
the grump got out while i was chasing prince harry out the door screaming at him like he hates it when i do, (and i love doing) i told him to never come back- in front of his cute little girlfriend. i could see how red faced he was even from almost a block away, i'll be hearing about that again later- and he better not hit me- cuz the grump snaps whenever you so much as even ACT like you're gunna hit me- so it really charges him up when someone does. prince harry loves to play slap on me- just enough- then he'll leave the rest to the grump. i got what i deserved already- the grump was next door shitting in my neighbor's yard. fuck. i decided to do the right thing and clean it up. when i got over there i realized- he's been shittting over there A LOT, either that, or her tiny dog has an enormous butthole. double fuck. i went back to my house for my garbage toter and more paper towels. fucking kids.