dear damn i got up early diary,
i knew i did it for a reason. i just wish i had taken the time to brush my teeth. the sun shining on the leaves of my pear tree is certainly exceptional today and a brilliant feature presentation to my eyeballs. the leaves look simply gorgeous and almost as clean as if they'd been hand washed or some shit. now if only the window to the door was as equally clean- i'd prolly be blind. i feel bad that i really don't spend any time cleaning the upstairs shower anymore and maria doesn't clean it like she used to either. ever since last october when the tub got installed- i told her in these EXACT words, "maria, fuck that shower," and she has. it got cleaned in november when my dad was here and that's it. i make harry and the unibomber clean it. oh i take that back, once maria did clean it and the very next day i fed the snake her rats in there. omg and sometimes the rats shit when they die- and that was one of the times. and after i got the snake out i got busy and forgot, (i am reliving the joy again now) and there was rat shit in the shower and the unibomber got really mad. the sun has now gone away. i suppose it would be a good time to wash the damned ass window then. fuck it.
i knew i did it for a reason. i just wish i had taken the time to brush my teeth. the sun shining on the leaves of my pear tree is certainly exceptional today and a brilliant feature presentation to my eyeballs. the leaves look simply gorgeous and almost as clean as if they'd been hand washed or some shit. now if only the window to the door was as equally clean- i'd prolly be blind. i feel bad that i really don't spend any time cleaning the upstairs shower anymore and maria doesn't clean it like she used to either. ever since last october when the tub got installed- i told her in these EXACT words, "maria, fuck that shower," and she has. it got cleaned in november when my dad was here and that's it. i make harry and the unibomber clean it. oh i take that back, once maria did clean it and the very next day i fed the snake her rats in there. omg and sometimes the rats shit when they die- and that was one of the times. and after i got the snake out i got busy and forgot, (i am reliving the joy again now) and there was rat shit in the shower and the unibomber got really mad. the sun has now gone away. i suppose it would be a good time to wash the damned ass window then. fuck it.