April 22, 2011

Lester is HOT... but he don't want me either

dear boyfriend at work diary,

lester is his name and last night he all but 'broke up' with me. all i did was ask when i could move in too- and that pretty much did it. things been going so well too. i thought he was cute. at first i thought the woman he was always with was his wife and so i was respectful and kept my hands and comments to myself and then one day while talking to his woman i made reference to her 'husband' and she came UNGLUED. so i asked her, 'well, is he on the market then?' and she said, 'sure, he ain't mine,' so from that day on- i just started claimin him. i thought lester and i made a fine pair and last night i told him about my blog. i think it took him by surprise- my name and everything- and for like 8 or 6 seconds i was embarrassed cuz- well- lets just say i was, but i got over it because- i just did. so now that all hopes and dreams of life with lester are over i suppose ima quit my job. for a while anyway. till sunday- that is.