April 24, 2011

no anthrax pussy

dear 1000 leagues under the whore diary,

i thought about a nap. turkey always makes me tired, but i don't need an excuse. y'all know that shit. i really need a bath tho- i can wait till four something. i don't need need a bath- ima take one tho- i need one. i took a bath with a cat last night- one jumped in my water in my dream- and you know i can honestly say i have never had that happen before. and if there is anyone wondering- i fucking HATE cats- even pictures of them make me sneeze- i am bad allergic. cats and penicillin and sulfa drugs and cipro are the only things i'm really allergic to- besides i used to get hay fever- but i think i grew out of that when i started smoking weed. oh man- ragweeds and fall pollens used to fuck me up- but not so much anymore. thank goodness becky ain't a cat and all marijuana ain't ragweed. i cant wait to smoke pot again.