April 3, 2011

one night stand

dear air in my face diary,

i don't like riding on the motorcycle. i did when i was younger. it might be his bike- or it might be him- i dunno-when he first got the new bike- i rode it with him- then i got a kidney stone- and swore the bike gave it to me. i mean- i know it didn't cause the kidney stone- okay- i ain't dumb- but i do think it caused it to jimmy loose in there. then you know what made me pass it? two consecutive rides on the batman ride in st. louis. fucking- i went through hell that weekend you guys. then as quick as it came- it was all over. i have NEVER seen anything like it. so if any of you guys ever get a kidney stone and you know it's fittin to pass- go to six flags in st. louis- (get a dr's note if it's during the busy season) and ride that bitch TWO times in a row and go piss on the pot. that bitch will come right on out. i put just maybe a tiny extra pressure behind it and i became a super hero right outside the city. i ain't rode that hard ass ridin bike since. it's a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll.