dear baby shit on the floor diary,
dear that title slapped me like a whore diary,
dear i had to change that diary,
well, all that packing crap that the unibomber unpacked was on the living room floor, (like always) and becky, (my shredder) had herself a little haYday. it was all well and good till she got down to the explosive pouch of stuff they put in there to keep your items fresh or whatever- that packet of shit that says 'keep away from children' the silicone packet- and she didn't want to let this item go. i don't know what she thought it was- salt maybe, but she really thought she had something good. i have never seen her really want to keep anything like she wanted to keep that packet of little balls so bad. i tore it away from her- finally and it made her look so sad. i got the floor cleaned up and put the trash where it goes- TWENTY THREE YEARS LATER- i will never get this man trained- something i will never get used to i suppose.
revised by trixiethewhore at 8:47 AM 4/9/11 for reasons unknown
dear that title slapped me like a whore diary,
dear i had to change that diary,
well, all that packing crap that the unibomber unpacked was on the living room floor, (like always) and becky, (my shredder) had herself a little haYday. it was all well and good till she got down to the explosive pouch of stuff they put in there to keep your items fresh or whatever- that packet of shit that says 'keep away from children' the silicone packet- and she didn't want to let this item go. i don't know what she thought it was- salt maybe, but she really thought she had something good. i have never seen her really want to keep anything like she wanted to keep that packet of little balls so bad. i tore it away from her- finally and it made her look so sad. i got the floor cleaned up and put the trash where it goes- TWENTY THREE YEARS LATER- i will never get this man trained- something i will never get used to i suppose.
revised by trixiethewhore at 8:47 AM 4/9/11 for reasons unknown