April 29, 2011

slap that dick hopp

dear in a hurry diary,

i hate it when i'm all gung hoe about a post and publish it before i spell check it and forget until i read it later and freak out. i feel stupid. especially when it's an easy word and clearly a typo. i also hate it when i schedule two appointments back to back after a sleepless night and have a layover inbetween the two not quite long enough for a nap. that is what i did today and it sucks ass. i gotta go be a parent at prince harry's school in a bit. i am meeting with the truancy officer because harry seems to be skipping 4th period quite often and this has become a problem. i got a letter and made the appointment. i hate snitching out my kid, but if i don't then who will. i butsted him crossing the road the other day DURING SCHOOL HOURS and knew we indeed had a problem. after my appointment there- if i am not too pissed off, i will take a long nap then. naps help me survive. without them, i would die. i feel like a chicken wing again, prolly because i like chicken wings due to the meat to skin ratio. i think it is important to balance the meat and the skin to get that perfect wing taste you can really only get with a wing. breasts are just so clumpy with meat. the meat is fine over the rib of the breast- but deep on the breast it's so breasty. eww. ima go. i hate dick hopp. he wouldnt shut up today. somebody should have just fucking hit him. i wanted to so bad.