April 26, 2011

thanks for inviting me

dear just curious diary,

to the best of my knowledge, no children have been in my house, yet i turn the tv on to find it on the disney channel. i don't have the courage to ask the unibomber why, but i am looking at a towel at the foot of his easy chair with a big wet spot in the middle. if hannah montana was on while i was gone whila go- i swear i will puke. i will. i'll check tomorrow's listings and see. i broke a nail this morning- putting on my tennis shoe. that pissed me off- but now that i have filed them all down to a normal length again- i will admit- it is sure a breeze typing. wow. i feel one with the keyboard- it sucked getting my nails stuck under each key as i pecked along and having to strike the key below it to dislodge my nail. i can itch my ears better too, but i sure cant pick my nose. the grump is in serious trouble. he stormed the storm door and knocked the cactus over. the unibomber decided to let a fly out. so the grump is in time out. and the unibomber is locked out. and the cactus got repotted. now, that the salisbury steaks are made, ima take a nap and prepare myself for the evening. after i check the disney channel schedule for tomorrow and put this dirty towel down the clothes chute. eww.