dear walk it off diary,
it is time to devote some serious attention to the most outer region of my feet- my sexy toes. i intend on doing that very soon- possibly today even. i will pull out my toe bucket- which is stainless steel- and fill it with hot water and soak my toes until they look like rasinettes. then i will make all the necessary adjustments and prepare them for paint and let them airdry for at least two hours before i paint them. it will take that long to pick out the right color. mulling over each color is a daunting task. when i feel i've found the right one- i will place the chosen color on the floor and look down at it for one whole minute. if i can still tolerate it, i will set that color aside and try for another. after i have selected at least three colors this way- i find a very bright light and look at the colors i have chosen again under the light- eliminating one. then the ultimate decision will not be made by color- but by thickness of the paint- or size of the brush. if the brush is an old style brush- it is rejected immediately- marked and shelved on a different shelf to await a new brush from an empty bottle of polish with a new style brush. this all must be done so the turkey will cook properly on the front porch.
it is time to devote some serious attention to the most outer region of my feet- my sexy toes. i intend on doing that very soon- possibly today even. i will pull out my toe bucket- which is stainless steel- and fill it with hot water and soak my toes until they look like rasinettes. then i will make all the necessary adjustments and prepare them for paint and let them airdry for at least two hours before i paint them. it will take that long to pick out the right color. mulling over each color is a daunting task. when i feel i've found the right one- i will place the chosen color on the floor and look down at it for one whole minute. if i can still tolerate it, i will set that color aside and try for another. after i have selected at least three colors this way- i find a very bright light and look at the colors i have chosen again under the light- eliminating one. then the ultimate decision will not be made by color- but by thickness of the paint- or size of the brush. if the brush is an old style brush- it is rejected immediately- marked and shelved on a different shelf to await a new brush from an empty bottle of polish with a new style brush. this all must be done so the turkey will cook properly on the front porch.