dear pappy's smokehouse diary,
ever since i wrote that post earlier about those dumb ribs, that's all i can think about is sucking the meat off pappy's ribs. a few years ago the unibomber gave me a choice. he said we could either go to the grand canyon or pappy's smokehouse for my birthday. i am so spoiled, we went to pappy's on the way TO the grand canyon. it sucked tho, i ended up with eggburps on the plane, and then heartburn when we landed, but it was good as hail. i survived and won some money in vegas, and ate at pappy's again on the way home. i told you i am spoiled. he says there is, 'nothing worse than a mother fucking whiny ass crybaby,' and i say there is nothing worse than a, 'dumb ass rude piece of walking dog shit,' so i suppose that's why i usually get my way. hey, if the shoe fits bitch- you will wear it- or risk running nails in your feet. so now that i have slept ALL day, i feel like the same person i was before, just not tired. what a great way to feel- awake. i wish i could feel this way more like other people do- like longer. ima start a new post. i am done with this one.
ever since i wrote that post earlier about those dumb ribs, that's all i can think about is sucking the meat off pappy's ribs. a few years ago the unibomber gave me a choice. he said we could either go to the grand canyon or pappy's smokehouse for my birthday. i am so spoiled, we went to pappy's on the way TO the grand canyon. it sucked tho, i ended up with eggburps on the plane, and then heartburn when we landed, but it was good as hail. i survived and won some money in vegas, and ate at pappy's again on the way home. i told you i am spoiled. he says there is, 'nothing worse than a mother fucking whiny ass crybaby,' and i say there is nothing worse than a, 'dumb ass rude piece of walking dog shit,' so i suppose that's why i usually get my way. hey, if the shoe fits bitch- you will wear it- or risk running nails in your feet. so now that i have slept ALL day, i feel like the same person i was before, just not tired. what a great way to feel- awake. i wish i could feel this way more like other people do- like longer. ima start a new post. i am done with this one.