dear ima love my new crib diary,
someday i will have a big house go with my fancy phone number, but for now i suppose the apartment will have to do. ima love commuting. i have the perfect carry-on bag. i was so afraid i would have to peer over my shoulder for the next two years, but asking the judge the other day turned out to be the best thing ever. i am really not a very good fugitive but i could live in a cave if i had to. i saw my first june bug tonight on my window. it's may 9th. i blame global warming. i also threw a pineapple away that rotted on my counter and stunk up the whole frickin freakin kitchen. pee fucking you. rankity stankity.
someday i will have a big house go with my fancy phone number, but for now i suppose the apartment will have to do. ima love commuting. i have the perfect carry-on bag. i was so afraid i would have to peer over my shoulder for the next two years, but asking the judge the other day turned out to be the best thing ever. i am really not a very good fugitive but i could live in a cave if i had to. i saw my first june bug tonight on my window. it's may 9th. i blame global warming. i also threw a pineapple away that rotted on my counter and stunk up the whole frickin freakin kitchen. pee fucking you. rankity stankity.
