dear i have another idea diary,
wanna cook one hamburger on the grill? LET'S TURN ON ALL 5 BURNERS! want to? okay einstein. that way when we run out of gas IN TWO WEEKS, you can scratch your bald ass head and wonder why. K? omfg and while you are at it- spend an hour on cutting up that watermelon WITH THE ELECTRIC KNIFE, so while i'm paying for all that propane to cook your burger, i can pay to cut that melon up i bought at the store for you to eat too. how bout that shit. hip hip hooray. have i fulfilled your every expectation of bitch as you requested when i got up today or shall we continue as i am comfortable for the duration? if i could bash you in your head, believe me, it would have already happened. but then you'd be the little pussy dick victim and join the hero club.
wanna cook one hamburger on the grill? LET'S TURN ON ALL 5 BURNERS! want to? okay einstein. that way when we run out of gas IN TWO WEEKS, you can scratch your bald ass head and wonder why. K? omfg and while you are at it- spend an hour on cutting up that watermelon WITH THE ELECTRIC KNIFE, so while i'm paying for all that propane to cook your burger, i can pay to cut that melon up i bought at the store for you to eat too. how bout that shit. hip hip hooray. have i fulfilled your every expectation of bitch as you requested when i got up today or shall we continue as i am comfortable for the duration? if i could bash you in your head, believe me, it would have already happened. but then you'd be the little pussy dick victim and join the hero club.