dear the bigger you are the smaller it looks diary,
now, i don't want to offend any of you bigger boys out there- the older i get the more i like bigger men. i used to favor the skinny guys- the wrap your legs around them twice kind... but i dunno. i like onions now too- things are changing. anyway, there is a cutoff though, and especially if your dick is little. word, okay okay. if you gain weight, your dick prolly ain't. just sayin. same with us women- when we gain weight- our boobs don't get bigger. we have to get a padded bra or a boob job. so now that we know gaining weight will not increase your penis size, why do you insist on being a fat fuck? all my friends see you and text me and it is so embarrassing. please, if you insist on riding that stupid motorcycle around all summer long- go on a diet or work out or hide that shit- ride at night- SOMETHING- there is no excuse for your body to look like that.
ps... this post was not directed towards the goat. he has a bad ass mean harley, is not fat, and i would imagine to have a rather large goat penis (judging from turds)
now, i don't want to offend any of you bigger boys out there- the older i get the more i like bigger men. i used to favor the skinny guys- the wrap your legs around them twice kind... but i dunno. i like onions now too- things are changing. anyway, there is a cutoff though, and especially if your dick is little. word, okay okay. if you gain weight, your dick prolly ain't. just sayin. same with us women- when we gain weight- our boobs don't get bigger. we have to get a padded bra or a boob job. so now that we know gaining weight will not increase your penis size, why do you insist on being a fat fuck? all my friends see you and text me and it is so embarrassing. please, if you insist on riding that stupid motorcycle around all summer long- go on a diet or work out or hide that shit- ride at night- SOMETHING- there is no excuse for your body to look like that.
ps... this post was not directed towards the goat. he has a bad ass mean harley, is not fat, and i would imagine to have a rather large goat penis (judging from turds)