dear baby baby fallin in love diary,
shocking at the limit of terrifying others, i stood before them with my mouth hanging open and i'm not sure anyone was willing to admit how impressive the size of my whole mouth is when it is all the way ready to accommodate, but that isn't what i am supposed to be posting about now. she told me that, "I WAS OUT OF LINE," and quite frankly, i think she was the one who could use a little tweaking. i wont be the one you'll hear complain about sticking shit up my ass or anyone else's ass, because i don't do that kind of shit anymore. i must have sat and listened to her anal inquiries for over an hour before i finally broke. this woman was definitely going through an ass phase- and we've all had them at one time or another in our lives. the dirty little shameful time we'd just as soon forget about. thank goodness mine was short lived (and not at all painful thanks to my hero) but finally, even as strong minded as i am, even i couldn't hack it any longer. "do you mind?" i turned around and said to the ass talking lady. she assumed i wanted IN on the conversation, "you know what i am talking about don't you?" i just looked right at her and said with a really straight face, "no, all my customers are still into the pussy sex," i still wonder what was so OUT OF LINE about that.
shocking at the limit of terrifying others, i stood before them with my mouth hanging open and i'm not sure anyone was willing to admit how impressive the size of my whole mouth is when it is all the way ready to accommodate, but that isn't what i am supposed to be posting about now. she told me that, "I WAS OUT OF LINE," and quite frankly, i think she was the one who could use a little tweaking. i wont be the one you'll hear complain about sticking shit up my ass or anyone else's ass, because i don't do that kind of shit anymore. i must have sat and listened to her anal inquiries for over an hour before i finally broke. this woman was definitely going through an ass phase- and we've all had them at one time or another in our lives. the dirty little shameful time we'd just as soon forget about. thank goodness mine was short lived (and not at all painful thanks to my hero) but finally, even as strong minded as i am, even i couldn't hack it any longer. "do you mind?" i turned around and said to the ass talking lady. she assumed i wanted IN on the conversation, "you know what i am talking about don't you?" i just looked right at her and said with a really straight face, "no, all my customers are still into the pussy sex," i still wonder what was so OUT OF LINE about that.