dear real life diary,
accepting an award would be awkward. i would probably fart or belch or swear on accident. i can give one hell of a public speech though, but accepting an award for a personal achievement- i would throw up- just hurl all over. i wouldn't be able to stop it. nothing i have ever done has be recognized as good, not publicly anyway, shit people just now started taking me seriously. the lady at work who gave me her chicken recipe actually stuck up for me- which made me CRY in the car, but i didn't let anyone inside know how it touched me so. i did thank her- a few times for her kind words- but it was all i could do not to bawl. i want to have an impact, however mostly upon the side of one cuntface or her head. SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE!
accepting an award would be awkward. i would probably fart or belch or swear on accident. i can give one hell of a public speech though, but accepting an award for a personal achievement- i would throw up- just hurl all over. i wouldn't be able to stop it. nothing i have ever done has be recognized as good, not publicly anyway, shit people just now started taking me seriously. the lady at work who gave me her chicken recipe actually stuck up for me- which made me CRY in the car, but i didn't let anyone inside know how it touched me so. i did thank her- a few times for her kind words- but it was all i could do not to bawl. i want to have an impact, however mostly upon the side of one cuntface or her head. SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE!