dear whodda thunk it diary,
i never thought of myself as the organic type, but lately all i've been wanting to do is shove a carrot up my ass. of course i haven't done it... yet, (we don't have any carrots bigger than a suppository) and for the life of me can not think of any reason why i would even think to do such a thing- but i guess it happens. oh the mental image of the poor used up defenseless carrot. wouldn't be its first time packed in the mud, now would it? enough i dare say. i do wish to have my carpets replaced immediately. fuck cleaning the bitches. i want new padding too. i don't care if the padding is still good, i want new padding. i think it smells. ima roll the padding up and keep it and put it in the bedroom in the basement someday. this- because i am a cheap ass. one day all the ignorant shit i have piled up in there will be gone and again there will be room for a bed and carpet as well. maybe if someone would shove a carrot up my ass things would happen faster. YA THINK??
i never thought of myself as the organic type, but lately all i've been wanting to do is shove a carrot up my ass. of course i haven't done it... yet, (we don't have any carrots bigger than a suppository) and for the life of me can not think of any reason why i would even think to do such a thing- but i guess it happens. oh the mental image of the poor used up defenseless carrot. wouldn't be its first time packed in the mud, now would it? enough i dare say. i do wish to have my carpets replaced immediately. fuck cleaning the bitches. i want new padding too. i don't care if the padding is still good, i want new padding. i think it smells. ima roll the padding up and keep it and put it in the bedroom in the basement someday. this- because i am a cheap ass. one day all the ignorant shit i have piled up in there will be gone and again there will be room for a bed and carpet as well. maybe if someone would shove a carrot up my ass things would happen faster. YA THINK??