dear when you wish upon a glass dairy,
you would prolly get a milky white surprise, or some cheeze whiz. now i ain't a big fan of cheeze whiz, but i like the jar it comes in because it is still glass. glass is so cool because over the years the recipe for it hasn't changed like it did for plastic. did you notice that? plastic keeps changing every single dang day- and i know it's evolving to get better for the environment- but tell me- what is better than glass? the lids reseal- the containers sterilize, and glass recycles- we've always known that shit. i love glass. people that cut themselves are careless. i feel special when i eat and drink from glass- cold milk from a glass- ice cream from a frozen glass dish- pancakes from a warm glass plate- syrup from a glass boat- butter squares from a glass saucer. plastic is for the poor homeless people who must live from the cans and eat rubbish with their fingers. i would like my koolaid served in a cheeze whiz jar- to go- with a lid.
you would prolly get a milky white surprise, or some cheeze whiz. now i ain't a big fan of cheeze whiz, but i like the jar it comes in because it is still glass. glass is so cool because over the years the recipe for it hasn't changed like it did for plastic. did you notice that? plastic keeps changing every single dang day- and i know it's evolving to get better for the environment- but tell me- what is better than glass? the lids reseal- the containers sterilize, and glass recycles- we've always known that shit. i love glass. people that cut themselves are careless. i feel special when i eat and drink from glass- cold milk from a glass- ice cream from a frozen glass dish- pancakes from a warm glass plate- syrup from a glass boat- butter squares from a glass saucer. plastic is for the poor homeless people who must live from the cans and eat rubbish with their fingers. i would like my koolaid served in a cheeze whiz jar- to go- with a lid.