May 5, 2011

smoke from my brain vent

dear upside your head diary,

omfg i am exfuckingcited now. i never saw it happening today. i never thought it was gunna happen. but it could. it is- what am i talking about. ima have ten thousand stawkers today and i hope i am online to see it. ima prolly shit my pants when it happens. i prolly will. i just hope my head don't swell all up and get big and stupid like some people's heads do when they accomplish something. i mean don't get me wrong, i feel like a billy bad ass, but i ain't like gunna get a t-shirt or nothing. ten thousand. i was happy when i got to five thousand, i remember thinking, 'you ain't shit til you get to five thousand,' and that was just a little over a month ago. you guys are comin on here faster than i put miles on my car- and it has 255,738 on it and i got it 2/24/2000. there's a math problem to figure out for some genius. i'll be waiting on the answer. remember, i got the blog 1/18/2011 and just say there's 10,000 miles on it. will my blog have more miles on it than my car does when my blog reaches the age of my car? IMA MAKE A DUMB WHORE GUESS AND SAY YUP- PROLLY!